Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Bark at the moon!

Hi, its me again.  I love kids, but they always have to go to bed before the party really gets rolling.  Where the Beam is at, I'm getting krunk up in this place!

Saturday, July 25, 2009

For Money?

Hi I'm RAM!  I can't even go to a party without someone wanting to pay me to see my butterfinger.  That creepy guy in the back has his finger in a stinky place. 

Friday, July 24, 2009

Morning After

I had a great time drinking Beam and Gatorade with my friends last night!  I let my freak flag fly!  This is me and Jim.  By the time Jims wife Jenn gets to the shore today we are gonna be wasted! 

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Blow First

One thing you should always do is blow on your pepper steak before putting it in your tender pink mouth.  I wish this was cha cha beef. 

Super Excited!

I'm in the car with my friends Ryan, Jim and Steve and we are going to the beach!  I hope it doesn't rain, but if it does at least I have my friends!

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Ouchey!

Hey, don't ruin my buzz!  Where the Beam at!?!

Cat scratch fever

Its like I'm made of cat nip or something!

Take a number!

Hi, I can't be everywhere at once unless you want to all go at once?

Friday, July 17, 2009

That's right

Hi I'm RAM.  These are two of the Thomas women.  I gave them free admission to my gun show.  No touching please!

Both ways

This is my friend Joey.  He is more built than me and now he's taunting me with this toy. 

Nipples

This is my Uncle Jupiter.  I love him.  He doesn't love when I tweak him, but I think its funny. 

Thursday, July 9, 2009

What?

What the hell is flan?  I just pointed to something on the menu and they brought it. 

SAKE to me

I'm at a new place drinking something they make from rice wine.  I really want to taste the bartenders sashimi. 

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Jupiter's Beach Haven

Another fun weekend with my friends come to an end. Happy 5th of July.

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I hate when the weekend is over and I have to say goodbye to all my friends. 

Sundays

Are for relaxing.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Cute

Blah blah blah. Yeah I know, I'm cute. Have you smelled my pits?

Glamour shots!

Can I get you something from inside?

Welcome

To my gun show!!!

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Hey, I said leave the poop in my shrimp!

Friday, July 3, 2009

Yay!

Be proud of your RAM!

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

How much for the white baby?

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Hey, where's the RAM?